Level 1 - Video/Action for New Bark Town
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questionmarksthespotHa, hey, check it out dudes.
[The video feed is focused, a bit unsteadily, on a sign reading “New Bark Town: Winds of a New Beginning.” What’s so funny isn’t immediately obvious, even as a beefy forearm enters the frame to strategically cover part of the wording.]
“Newb Town.” Ha, oh man, I should be writin’ this down.
[The camera turns to reveal the one speaking, an overweight man in a suit and fez, eye-patch flipped up to reveal a perfectly functioning eye underneath.]
Okay but seriously dudes, I got no idea how I got here. It’s nice an’ all, but I kinda got responsibilities now, you know? Oh, and this thing’s been following me since that weird woman kicked me out of her house.
[The camera spins again to show a Slowpoke flopped down on the grass behind Soos, staring at nothing, eyes blinking just a bit out of synch with each other.]
I guess it’s some kinda mini gummy hippo thing? I figure it either thinks I’m its mom or something, or it wants to eat me.
[There’s a short, considering pause.]
Eh, I give it about a fifty-fifty chance. Those are good odds. And I think I could outrun this little dude if I had to.
[The video feed is focused, a bit unsteadily, on a sign reading “New Bark Town: Winds of a New Beginning.” What’s so funny isn’t immediately obvious, even as a beefy forearm enters the frame to strategically cover part of the wording.]
“Newb Town.” Ha, oh man, I should be writin’ this down.
[The camera turns to reveal the one speaking, an overweight man in a suit and fez, eye-patch flipped up to reveal a perfectly functioning eye underneath.]
Okay but seriously dudes, I got no idea how I got here. It’s nice an’ all, but I kinda got responsibilities now, you know? Oh, and this thing’s been following me since that weird woman kicked me out of her house.
[The camera spins again to show a Slowpoke flopped down on the grass behind Soos, staring at nothing, eyes blinking just a bit out of synch with each other.]
I guess it’s some kinda mini gummy hippo thing? I figure it either thinks I’m its mom or something, or it wants to eat me.
[There’s a short, considering pause.]
Eh, I give it about a fifty-fifty chance. Those are good odds. And I think I could outrun this little dude if I had to.
[Video] I LOVE YOUR SOOS ALREADY HOLY SHIT
Date: 2016-04-20 07:31 am (UTC)[She's still chuckling when she clicks the feed on.]
Heheh, don't worry, that little guy won't try to eatcha.
You might wake up to him sucking on your clothes, though. Slowpokes are weird.
Re: [Video] omg thank you
Date: 2016-04-23 02:23 am (UTC)[Pig-tasted, shyster approved.]
[Video]
Date: 2016-04-24 10:17 pm (UTC)But in any case, if there weren't any other weird animals around when you got here, he's probably your partner.
Y'oughta give him a name before you do anything else!
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-04-28 06:22 pm (UTC)[Considering the Slowpoke again for a moment.]
Awesome, dude. Never tried the whole animal-buddy thing myself, but it worked out pretty good for a friend back home.
So far I've just been callin' him Little Dude, he seems to like it.
[Video]
Date: 2016-05-03 08:02 pm (UTC)Back when I first got here, I straight-up named one of mine Raccoon Thing.
I don't think she ever forgave me for that, actually...