[The most immediately obvious thing is that Soos' Pokégear has been dropped on the ground. The video is an oddly-angled worm's eye view of Soos himself, sitting back against a tree, looking odder than usual.]
[As Soos sits there doing nothing in particular, a Slowpoke inches its way into frame; it's progress slower than usual because it's somehow managed to get its own tail into its mouth, gumming at the tip with each step.]
[It... takes a while for the Slowpoke to reach the Gear, if anyone actually bothers watching the entire broadcast. But a minute or so after it does, the video clicks off.]
[The text that follows shortly after comes thoughtfully and (shockingly) slowly, word by word, letter by letter.]
hey dawgs
so is anyone else not themselves today
cause this is pretty sweet
but if it's just me i'm thinking maybe it's time to start worrying a little
[A long, long pause between that and Soos' next text.]
cause last time this happened this hillbilly scientist dude tried eating me
[As Soos sits there doing nothing in particular, a Slowpoke inches its way into frame; it's progress slower than usual because it's somehow managed to get its own tail into its mouth, gumming at the tip with each step.]
[It... takes a while for the Slowpoke to reach the Gear, if anyone actually bothers watching the entire broadcast. But a minute or so after it does, the video clicks off.]
[The text that follows shortly after comes thoughtfully and (shockingly) slowly, word by word, letter by letter.]
hey dawgs
so is anyone else not themselves today
cause this is pretty sweet
but if it's just me i'm thinking maybe it's time to start worrying a little
[A long, long pause between that and Soos' next text.]
cause last time this happened this hillbilly scientist dude tried eating me