Level 1 - Video/Action for New Bark Town
Apr. 17th, 2016 03:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
questionmarksthespotHa, hey, check it out dudes.
[The video feed is focused, a bit unsteadily, on a sign reading “New Bark Town: Winds of a New Beginning.” What’s so funny isn’t immediately obvious, even as a beefy forearm enters the frame to strategically cover part of the wording.]
“Newb Town.” Ha, oh man, I should be writin’ this down.
[The camera turns to reveal the one speaking, an overweight man in a suit and fez, eye-patch flipped up to reveal a perfectly functioning eye underneath.]
Okay but seriously dudes, I got no idea how I got here. It’s nice an’ all, but I kinda got responsibilities now, you know? Oh, and this thing’s been following me since that weird woman kicked me out of her house.
[The camera spins again to show a Slowpoke flopped down on the grass behind Soos, staring at nothing, eyes blinking just a bit out of synch with each other.]
I guess it’s some kinda mini gummy hippo thing? I figure it either thinks I’m its mom or something, or it wants to eat me.
[There’s a short, considering pause.]
Eh, I give it about a fifty-fifty chance. Those are good odds. And I think I could outrun this little dude if I had to.
[The video feed is focused, a bit unsteadily, on a sign reading “New Bark Town: Winds of a New Beginning.” What’s so funny isn’t immediately obvious, even as a beefy forearm enters the frame to strategically cover part of the wording.]
“Newb Town.” Ha, oh man, I should be writin’ this down.
[The camera turns to reveal the one speaking, an overweight man in a suit and fez, eye-patch flipped up to reveal a perfectly functioning eye underneath.]
Okay but seriously dudes, I got no idea how I got here. It’s nice an’ all, but I kinda got responsibilities now, you know? Oh, and this thing’s been following me since that weird woman kicked me out of her house.
[The camera spins again to show a Slowpoke flopped down on the grass behind Soos, staring at nothing, eyes blinking just a bit out of synch with each other.]
I guess it’s some kinda mini gummy hippo thing? I figure it either thinks I’m its mom or something, or it wants to eat me.
[There’s a short, considering pause.]
Eh, I give it about a fifty-fifty chance. Those are good odds. And I think I could outrun this little dude if I had to.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-04-28 06:44 pm (UTC)[Giving this very careful thought.]
I mean, 'cept maybe that triangle guy, but I dunno why anyone'd wanna save THAT nasty little dude.
[And just a moment before he smacks his forehead.]
Oh jeez, sorry dude! That TOTALLY counts as a spoiler, doesn't it. My bad. But I promise! From now on, no more spoilers about the Weirdmageddon.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-05-02 11:12 pm (UTC)Oh god.
Give this kid a moment.
You just broke his brain.]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-05-05 05:09 pm (UTC)[Bill being dead is a good thing, right? There's not some hidden downside he's managed to miss.]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-05-09 03:22 am (UTC).......
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Bill... is really dead? As in dead-never-coming-back-to-haunt-us-dead?