Level 1 - Video/Action for New Bark Town
Apr. 17th, 2016 03:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
questionmarksthespotHa, hey, check it out dudes.
[The video feed is focused, a bit unsteadily, on a sign reading “New Bark Town: Winds of a New Beginning.” What’s so funny isn’t immediately obvious, even as a beefy forearm enters the frame to strategically cover part of the wording.]
“Newb Town.” Ha, oh man, I should be writin’ this down.
[The camera turns to reveal the one speaking, an overweight man in a suit and fez, eye-patch flipped up to reveal a perfectly functioning eye underneath.]
Okay but seriously dudes, I got no idea how I got here. It’s nice an’ all, but I kinda got responsibilities now, you know? Oh, and this thing’s been following me since that weird woman kicked me out of her house.
[The camera spins again to show a Slowpoke flopped down on the grass behind Soos, staring at nothing, eyes blinking just a bit out of synch with each other.]
I guess it’s some kinda mini gummy hippo thing? I figure it either thinks I’m its mom or something, or it wants to eat me.
[There’s a short, considering pause.]
Eh, I give it about a fifty-fifty chance. Those are good odds. And I think I could outrun this little dude if I had to.
[The video feed is focused, a bit unsteadily, on a sign reading “New Bark Town: Winds of a New Beginning.” What’s so funny isn’t immediately obvious, even as a beefy forearm enters the frame to strategically cover part of the wording.]
“Newb Town.” Ha, oh man, I should be writin’ this down.
[The camera turns to reveal the one speaking, an overweight man in a suit and fez, eye-patch flipped up to reveal a perfectly functioning eye underneath.]
Okay but seriously dudes, I got no idea how I got here. It’s nice an’ all, but I kinda got responsibilities now, you know? Oh, and this thing’s been following me since that weird woman kicked me out of her house.
[The camera spins again to show a Slowpoke flopped down on the grass behind Soos, staring at nothing, eyes blinking just a bit out of synch with each other.]
I guess it’s some kinda mini gummy hippo thing? I figure it either thinks I’m its mom or something, or it wants to eat me.
[There’s a short, considering pause.]
Eh, I give it about a fifty-fifty chance. Those are good odds. And I think I could outrun this little dude if I had to.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-04-19 01:03 am (UTC)[He's already rooting through his bag for something edible. This is like 'Befriending Strange Creatures 101', right?]
[Or he's about to lose a hand. Again, fifty-fifty odds.]
[Video]
Date: 2016-04-19 03:06 am (UTC)There should be a lunch box in your bag, zura!! H-Hurry!
[Before it's...too late? Never mind that the lunch is there to make sure people can survive their way to the next town, there's more important matters at hand!
Like...feeding an animal just because.]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2016-04-23 01:40 am (UTC)[He holds it up for the camera, grinning, before carefully placing the Gear down and tearing open the packet.]
Raisin, raisin, chocolate's probably not good for hippos, ooh hey, assorted nuts, got it!
[He takes a handful of the mix and settles into a seated position,before readjusting the Gear.]
You still seein' this okay, zura-dude?